Random Quoutes

Me to Jem: "What good are you?"
Jem: "I'm eye candy!"

Random Quotes

Katherine to Sara, regarding fresh vegetables: I like my green beans more processed than you do. I like my green beans eaten by a cow, then I eat the cow.

Random Quotes

me to my photo class: "So, your homework tonight involves this cool looking window of a little tanning salon down the street..."
Jessica and Veronica in unison: "Oh, Ingrid's!"

Random Quotes

Overheard at the local bookstore.
Man with dog: "Hey Paula, you should get a dog."
Paula: "I can't afford a dog."
Man with dog: "They're cheaper than a man."
Paula: "I can't afford one of those either."

Random Quotes

Bobby, as I handed him a guitar: "I'm no Robert...but I am because my name is Robert."

Random Quotes

Candi, for no apparent reason: "By the way, do cows attack?"

Random Quotes

Jessie, while being seated at Chile's: " I hate sitting with my back to the room...I feel like I could be ambushed...I grew up in Wyoming."

Random Quotes

Bailey: "I'm not really much of a broacher."

Random Quotes

Maret: "Is anyone here talented at writing me songs?"

Random Quotes

me: "I know why I'm so tired - it's because I fell asleep on my bed last night."
(In my world this comment made perfect sense...I was still dressed, the bed was still made and the lights were still on. It was not the best night of sleep.)

Random Quotes

me: "Hey Megan, check out the guy with funny glasses at your 8 o'clock."
Megan: "Let's see...12 o'clock [pointing forward], 6 o'clock [pointing over her shoulder], 9 o'clock [pointing to her left], 8 o'clock [pointing to her 8 o'clock]...Ah ha, got it!"

Random Quotes

Bailey: "Why are they heeere?!?!" [said while jumping up and down in frustration about the boys visiting from next door]

Random Quotes

Sara Beth: "Now all I need is a jog stroller and my life is complete!" [after receiving an early Christmas present: a toy Air Burst Rocket kit]